just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I love you. Go after that dick
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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