Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
