OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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