it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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