how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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