Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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