I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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