that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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