Christians are straight up FREAKS
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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