just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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