im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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