STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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