She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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