butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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