Don't you send me to vm
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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