I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We left an ass print on the piano.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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