Dual....:-)
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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