I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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