Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's Friday. Sex?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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