Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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