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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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