his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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