Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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