Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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