He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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