Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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