so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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