so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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