ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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