Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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