Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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