you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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