Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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