We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
