I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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