I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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