i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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