what if I'm pregnant?
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I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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