We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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