Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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