My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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