what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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