Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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