If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
