So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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