she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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