Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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