Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize
