Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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