David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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