Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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