Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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