Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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